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Headline Battle Tee
Soft everyday tee for readers who treat punchlines like headlines.
Merch Coming Soon
SpinWire Store
Wear the winning spin. Clean satire merch from SpinWire News is being prepared, with shirts, mugs, stickers, notebooks, and headline-battle gear built around original SpinWire lines and editor-approved designs.
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Store note
Original SpinWire designs, reviewed before release.
Preview shelf
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Winning Spin Mug
A desk mug for the joke that finally made the room look up.
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Editor Pick Sticker Pack
Small clean-satire stickers for notebooks, laptops, and draft boards.
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Clean Satire Notebook
A pocket place for prompts, setups, and better second drafts.
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Wire Signal Cap
A low-key cap for people who hear a headline and start rewriting it.
Category ideas
Category-inspired merch ideas
Preview concept
Local meeting mug
Coming-soon concept only. No sales flow, prices, cart, or financial fields are active.
Preview concept
Work calendar tee
Coming-soon concept only. No sales flow, prices, cart, or financial fields are active.
Preview concept
Weather alert sticker
Coming-soon concept only. No sales flow, prices, cart, or financial fields are active.
Preview concept
Tech update notebook
Coming-soon concept only. No sales flow, prices, cart, or financial fields are active.
Merch principles
Original, reviewed, permission-aware.
- Designs are original to SpinWire News.
- User-submitted ideas need separate permission before merchandise use.
- Sales are not live yet.